雷死人不负责

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1、
Connecting to server...
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI MAN
You: hi
Stranger: CAN U HELP ME
You: for what
Stranger: I JUST RECEIVED A SENTENCE
Stranger: 老外睡觉了，我们也午睡吧
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT MEAN?

2、
You: sdf
Stranger: hi
You: 中国人么
Stranger: no
Stranger: japan
You: ?马泥草?
You: 日本人看得懂我在问中国人么？
Stranger: sorry You: 真是日本人？
You: hi
Stranger: i study chinese for 3 years
Stranger: so konw a little
You: 那我们用英语交谈吧
You: ni hao !
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what’’s ?马泥草
You: ?马泥草?是中国人的流行问候语
Stranger: ?
You: 你丫的不是问了3年中文吗 学到PP上去了？
Stranger: but I have not studied ?马泥草? before
You: ?马泥草?就是?马泥草? 哪来这么多问题
Stranger: idot
Stranger: you idot
Stranger: baga

3、
Connecting to server...
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: China...Where are you from?
Stranger: holy shit 晕
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4、
Connecting to server...
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

5、
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where are you?
You: country?
You: i am chinese
Stranger: 那就说中国话吧。。。
You: 。。。

6、
Connecting to server...
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi?
You: hi
You: where are u from
You: China?
Stranger: wuhan , and you?
You: Chengdu
Connection imploded.

7、
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: u first
You: china.
Stranger: 华人
Stranger: 哪里的？
You: 哈哈，
You: 深圳，你呢？

8、
Connecting to server...
You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: もしもし
Stranger: あの、。。
You: 装日本人了》
You: ？
Stranger: うん？
You: 还装
Stranger: 中国人？
You: 还用问
You: ？
Stranger: 好吧
Stranger: 我承认我是中国人。。。
You: 装什么人不好装日本人
Stranger: 前面
Stranger: 讲英文被KDS看出来了
Stranger: 现在换日语，还被识破
Stranger: 靠

9、
You: 需要装B么？
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: -_-
You: not chinese？
Stranger: 那就说 母语吧
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: 哎，别装B了
You: 奶死吐米特有兔
Stranger: 哎呀
Stranger: 有才啊