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  • 英文敲门笑话六则

    时间:2024-12-19 20:26
    敲门笑话[Knock Knock Jokes]是一种英语笑话。以双关语作为笑点,通常都是由两人对答而组成。理解敲门笑话的关键就是想到”名字 who“所谐音的词语的意思。

    1.
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Santa.

    Santa who?

    Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

    2.
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Snow.

    Snow who?

    Snow use. I forgot my name again!

    3.
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Ya.

    Ya who?

    I’m excited to see you too!

    4.
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Sherlock.

    Sherlock who?

    Sherlock your door shut tight.

    5.
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Police.

    Police who?

    Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!

    6.
    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you gonna open the door?